Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus
* No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
* Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.
* Beer has never caused a major war.
* They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
* When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.
* Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
* You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
* There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.
* You can prove you have a Beer.
* If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.